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modofgraywalkerpony:

thalieth:

tastefullyoffensive:

[labracadabrador]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Shots fired.

That escalated quickly.

(via nightwinglet)

Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

When I saw potatoes and gravy (and after double checking I was not crazy and that it was actually ice cream and caramel) I actually thought that sounded good! Apples and potatoes are delicious together, and apples deserve more savory recipes.

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

When I saw potatoes and gravy (and after double checking I was not crazy and that it was actually ice cream and caramel) I actually thought that sounded good! Apples and potatoes are delicious together, and apples deserve more savory recipes.

(via tumblinwithhotties)

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

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flyingminteagle:

She is a heroine

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vxcore:

It’s cold in my room. So like a sensible person I wear underwear and a hoodie.

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And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.
Hannibal Buress (via cheyennecheyenne)

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You’re all I need.

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dickraisin:

DC COMICS VARIANT COVERS FOR JANUARY↳ Action Comics #38 by Dave Johnson

dickraisin:

DC COMICS VARIANT COVERS FOR JANUARY
Action Comics #38 by Dave Johnson

mooitstimdrake:

What if Damian comes back only to find out something horrible happened to Dick while he was gone

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spoopytodd:

but damian with super powers do u guys have any idea how fucked tim is 

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oh-mother-of-darkness:

But what’s gonna happen when Dick finds out Damian’s back? Dick’s child??? WITH SUPERPOWERS???? BYE SPYRAL MY PLANET NEEDS ME.

SO HERE IS ME BETTING that Bruce won’t TELL HIM. It would kind of fit into the established pattern, yeah? Okay but that could be awesome because neither of them would KNOW and they could find out at the same TIME picture the CUTE.

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