i think this is the most drunk i’ve ever been
show him dick pics of your old boyfriends
One time the AP over my department asked me why I learned Russian in college “instead of something easy like French or Spanish” (those aren’t easy...
I sat down and asked myself: “How do you want to spend your 2013?”
And I found myself thinking: “Trolling Speed fans for twelve months.”
I am a Texan. I have had to listen to this asshole make my state look bad for the last decade. If you can vote, don’t you dare vote for him.
Agreed! If he could fail miserably and vanish from this country’s life that would be great.